After months of sitting around being nervous, I can finally admit that I have found success with the Diva Cup. I’ve been using rags (that are glad) for about 2 years and every month the entire process of getting in touch with my womanhood is a giant pain in the…well…you know.

Now I figured it out. And it is easy like arduous and crunchy chicken said it was. So yay!

Now I have a giant bowl of vegan vanilla ice cream topped with strawberry syrup to comfort me while I try not to die from the cramps.