I’ve been doing nothing but reading and planning for our bike trip for the last several weeks now. I’m still leaning toward putting together my own route, but if for whatever reason that’s not feasible I’l use the Adventure Cycling (ACA) Routes for the entire trip.

This is my (our) ideal trip:

Very little automobile contact and most of our journey will be on rural roads and bike trails.

Farmers’ markets along the way. I am hoping not only to find farmers’ markets but find them open all the way until Thanksgiving.

Inexpensive campgrounds/motels/hostels. Or just warmshowers hosts for the entire length of the trip.

Nice people who will either leave us alone (if they aren’t nice) or somehow help us by giving directions or water or permission to pitch our tent somewhere decent.

Good weather (har! har!) 

No aggressive animals 

The less we spend on the trip, the longer will this vacation last. I am expecting to reach Southern Colorado (CO) in November and the plan is to stay there until Spring (if the snow season has begun) or continue on using ACA’s Western Express route to reach San Francisco.  If we stay in CO, we were thinking of getting some temp jobs to last until Spring and then continuing the journey. Of course, I might just get sick of everything on our second day of riding and decide to get on a Greyhound and be done with this nutty plan. But I’ll try to be optimistic for now.

Since we’re wimpy and cheapskates, we plan on cooking nearly all our meals on the road and riding very little every day. So this is basically going to be the Snail Express route to the West Coast.

I’ve been reading that riding every day gets one’s intestines in tip-top shape - so that means that our chance of getting colon cancer is even less and our time spent hunting for toilets will be greatly increased. I’ve also been thinking of using the diva cup for the trip and am wondering if I should get this device called a freshette.

I bought our tents and sleeping bags (which can be zipped into one large bag for warmth and snuggle purposes although other activities might be dicey), and a stove that claims to use alcohol but is very flammable (so this might be a 100% fossil fuel-free trip).